In response to my friend Jad’s post that has the same exact title as my post; I want to share with you why we (girls) should not marry bloggers; what can I do Jad; you really have inspired me ... LOL
1- He will blog about your mood swings and your PMS; not good!
2- Every time he sees you online; he will suspect that you are blogging about him and he will create a big fuss about it both online and offline!
3- Will test you through anonymous comments if you are bad mouthing him or not.
4- He will remove you from his blog roll because he does not want other men bloggers to know your name or that you are married to him.
5- He will rant about wanting kids on his blog and seek sympathy from his fellow bloggers because you want to pursue a career and put off having kids for a while, you insensitive you.
6- He never wants you to comment on his blog because he will take every word you say as personal and a virtual fight will break.
7- He expects you to have at least one post per day describing his wonderful traits as a husband.
8- He expects you to support his decision of buying the huge sound system that he already installed in your living room without even telling you.
9- He will rant everyday about your nightly headaches.
10- You will only discover it through his blog that he bought a new mobile phone, iPod, and the Apple laptop that is on the way.
11- He does not know that you already know about his other secret blog; how could he think that he can pass something like this.
12- He will get angry if you reply to the guys who comment on your blog; you should ignore guys and reply only to gals to salvage his manly ego.
13- You will hear about your burned meals and that you do the laundry only once a week from his blog.
14- He will blog about your long baths and the masks you apply on your face; he wants you beautiful but does not want to know how you do it.
15- He will put a poll on his blog asking about how to cure headaches because Panadol is not doing the trick.
16- He will post about men’s rights to discipline their wives and how God has given them this privilege over women.
17- He will complain about all the money you wasted on the stupid wedding part; his hard earned money.
18- He will rant about your mother and you will only read on his blog how he really feels about your family.
19- He will blog about how you outrageously got upset just because he forgot your birthday and your anniversary.
20- He will get ideas from his readers on what to get you as a gift because he does not really have a clue.
21- You should strict your blog to female readers and declare it as a male free zone.
22- You should be cool about girls commenting how he is a great guy and a wonderful thinker and how lucky his wife is.
23- He will use only colors you hate when he designs his blog because he does not want you to like it there and stay for a long time.
24- He will rant about you wanting him to be in the delivery room; he is a man, don’t you get it? He is not supposed to see these things!
25- He will accuse you of being obsessed with raising your 1 year old son alone just because you did not want him to get the F16 toy for him.
26- You will read on his blog that he works so hard and how you are being insensitive and give him more chores when he comes home, like for example bring the groceries; you should do that for a change.
27- He will post instructions on his blog on how to fix the sink because he is too good of a handy man and does not need to call the plumber, the electrician … etc.
28- There is nothing wrong with men having huge bellies and this does not call for a gym membership.
29- He will complain that you blog more than you cook; he is a man and needs to eat!
30- When you hear his podcasts, you will be surprised that he only talks about marital misery and how staying single is the answer.
31- He will blog about how confusing you are and that all you want to do is talk; there are more important things married people can do you know.
32- He will mention that he is married, but he is a guy you know; he can afford something on the side.
33- He rants about your job and how he is feeling neglected and not taken care of because you have a career.
34- He will blog about his love relationship with the remote control and how you keep trying to drive wedges between the two sweethearts.
35- Baby weight is still weight and you will continue to be careless about yourself until you lose it and fit in the wedding dress again; you read that on one of his latest posts.
36- If wrinkles start showing on your face, if you grow some white hairs, if you start getting tired easily … etc. you are getting older but his bald head and big glasses are signs of maturity and you will hear it from comments on your blog trackbacking to his posts complaining about that.
Anything more girls? ;)
No offense guys! I really like you all but this is only for a good laugh :)
Update:
37- He might have met you through your blog and fell in love with you and your personality ... but after marriage; he forgets all about that and complains about how you love your blog more than you love him ... by the caller
38- You will read a daily rant about your nagging and how you are making his life a living hell because you just don't stop yapping ... by Iman
39- He will send anonymous commentators to your blog to convince you that
home is your best place (or convince you with anything else) ... by Shaden
40- When you fight, he will send them to make fun of your posts and put you
down. Continue to do so until you shut down your blog. You will know
about it from his secret blog :-D ... by Shaden
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