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يعني أنا بصراحة مش عارفة كيف الناس بتفكر ... أو ما بتفكر بالمعنى الأصح!!

اليوم كان كتير زفت بالنسبة الي ... وصراحة كان مزاجي سيء جدا وما كنت مصدقة والنهار يخلص ... ولما أخيراً صار وقت أروّح ... بفتل بعيني ناحية الشباك ... وإذا بي أرى سيارتي محطوطة في موقف محرج للغاية ومزنوقة زنقة ... يا ساتر .. عن جد الله لا يزنق حدا


أنا سيارتي البيضاء


يعني كيف مخها حكالها إنه هدا شي عادي ... أنا ما بعرف

مش هون المشكلة ... القصة اني لما نزلت تحت وسألت عن صاحب السيارة المحترم (ة) ... قال لي حارس البناية إنها أخت محترمة بتشتغل بالطابق الأخير ... وعلى أساس راح يناديها ... لما وصل عندها قالت له مش سيارتي ... ورجع لعندي يجرجر أذيال الخيبة ... أنا بصراحة كبرت في دماغي ... كيف يعني مش سيارتها وهو الحارس كل يوم بيشوفها جاية فيها؟ وبكل وقاحة بتكذب وبتقول انها مش الها ...

أنا عصّبت ساعتها وطلع صوتي ... شو يعني قلة الاحترام وقلة الزوق هاي؟؟ على الأقل تورجيني رقعة وجهها وتقول سوري ما كان قصدي ... والمثل بيقول يا إخوان ... ورجي عذرك ولا تورجي بخلك ... وهاي لا عذر ولا بخل ... لا حيا ولا دخان جلّة ...

وطبعاً أنا حسيت حالي عادل إمام بمسرحية شاهد ما شافش حاجة لما كان بيحكي قصة الفيلم ... وأنا اتطلّعت حواليّ لقيت الناس طلعت من الشبابيك إلا أختنا بالله المعنيّة بالموضوع ... العرس عند جيرانها ... وفجأة بيطلوا اثنين شباب من شباك طابق أختنا وبيقولولي انها بعثت حدا يحل المشكلة ... وفجأة يظهر الفارس الهمام مسلحأ بمفتاح الليموزين ولكن ليخبرنا إنه الأخ المخضرم ما بيعرف يسوق ...

عرض على الحارس إنه يزيح البورش من محلها ... لكن الحارس رفض يتحمل مسؤولية ... فاجتهد الفارس المغوار وحل الغير (gear) عشان يدحلها دحل ... فكشرت عن أنيابي وقلت له إذا لمست سيارتي مجرد لمس، لا تلوم إلا نفسك ... فحط غماز وجلّس ... عصّبت أكثر ... وصاروا يعرضوا عليّ إنه واحد من الشباب ينط من شباك سيارتي ويطلعلي اياها ... فقلت: الله في سماه ما بتطلع سيارتي إلا لما تطلع سيارتها زي ما دخّلتها ...

ومش إنه الأخت تخجل وتنزل تحل المشكلة اللي هي خلقتها ... بعثت فارس مغوار ثاني ... وركب الأخ وشغّل ودفع السيارة لقدّام ... صاروا كلهم (اللي واقفين عندي واللي طالين من الشبابيك) يقولوا: خلص يا بنت الحلال، سيارتك طالعة ... قلت: أنا حلفت ما تطلع سيارتي إلا لما تطلع سيارتها زي ما فاتت ... وما قبلت إلا لما طلع السيارة من مكانها ... وقلت لفرسانها يخبروها إنه أنا بقول: إن لم تستح فافعل ما شئت ...

ول يا ناس ... إنه فوق ما هي غلطانة ووقحة ... ما تطل علي وتقول عفواً هنالك خطأ؟؟؟ أوكي يمكن خافت إني آكلها باسناني لو شفتها ... بس ما تنزل ... تبعث الفرسان وتطل من الطابق الرابع وتقول سوري ... بالله عليكم هاي مش قلة زوق؟؟؟

On August, 10, 2006 12:27 AM , hamede
from United States said:

La haya wala dokan jallah.
hi gaweya ya khalidah.

On August, 10, 2006 12:33 AM , KIKO said:

you cant squeeze yourself in?

On August, 10, 2006 12:34 AM , Raed said:

its the weight problem again...

On August, 10, 2006 12:36 AM , Raed said:

and you had time to take photos of the cars?

On August, 10, 2006 12:36 AM , Khalidah
from Jordan said:

hamede,
;) yeah

KIKO ...
Smart comment ... I can if you can
Is there even a possibility for the door to open?? pure physics ya3ny

On August, 10, 2006 12:43 AM , Khalidah
from Jordan said:

Raed ... Another smart answer ... yeah .. I am too fat to fit in the 10 cm space left between the cars ... it is not her fault I am too huge ... seriously .. how did you get to be this smart?

I had time to take photos because she kept me waiting for ages .. so I intended to blog about it .. does that bother you?

On August, 10, 2006 12:44 AM , jameed said:

المرة الجاي اشتري سيارة مع فتحة بالسقف

On August, 10, 2006 12:47 AM , Khalidah
from Jordan said:

Jameed, wallah you have a point ..

On August, 10, 2006 1:07 AM , Batir
from Jordan said:

إنتي مش فاهمة القصة يا خالدة، سوء السلوك وقلة الذوق هو مؤامرة أميركية صهيونية لمحاربة الصمود العربي وهذه الحالة بتحصل معي تقريبا مرتين في الأسبوع وبتخليني أتمنى لو كنت شرطي أو بشتغل في المخابرات حتى أطلع أخلعه قنوة على رأسه من غير ما حدا يحكي معي.

On August, 10, 2006 1:10 AM , Khalidah
from Jordan said:

باتر

اه والله بدها الشغلة

On August, 10, 2006 1:55 AM , theone
from Jordan said:

heya ok gellet fehem aw thooq , bs u could save ur self some time ,wa rktbi mn baab ele jamb el shofeer , ya3ni mashala zay ma ana shayef fe wasa3 wa sher7a wa ber7a el na7yeh el tanyeh.

On August, 10, 2006 2:10 AM , thecaller
from Egypt said:

asalam 3alaykom,
2elet zo2 w nos ya khalidah!!
KIKO AND RAED>>>>>>>
Commenting rudely on someone's post is twice as rude as the car thing..but as i said in my post..common decency can't be taught!!
wala yehemek ya khalidah..roo2y w toz be2ay 7ad 2aleel elzoo2!!

On August, 10, 2006 2:58 AM , Basil
from Jordan said:

i agree with theone's comment. u can do it from the other door without waj3et ras..

On August, 10, 2006 2:58 AM , Basil
from Jordan said:

i agree with theone's comment. u can do it from the other door without waj3et ras..

On August, 10, 2006 2:58 AM , Basil
from Jordan said:

i agree with theone's comment. u can do it from the other door without waj3et ras..

On August, 10, 2006 3:25 AM , Hamzeh N. said:

I'm surprised by the time there were so many "forsaan" around you, they didn't offer to lift the car. Coz whenever there's a group of guys and a small car, the only natural thing that occurs to them is to see if they can lift it.

You could have easily told them to go tell her that her car has been hit. She'll come down jumping through the window.

Or, you could simply go from the right door like ppl said.

On August, 10, 2006 7:16 AM , Ramroom
from United Arab Emirates said:

hehehe nice story khalidah :)

akhhhhhhhhhhh it happens ya babe.. ma3lesh 2aleeleen el zo2 ktar behal ayyam :)

On August, 10, 2006 7:31 AM , Khalidah
from Jordan said:

theone, yeah I could see that I could get in from the right door, but daggarat ma3ay and I wanted to prove a point ... why should I solve the problem without giving her a hard time?

Basil, Ditto

Hamzeh, they wanted to but the guard wouldn't help them because he was afraid of hitting my car or hers and he did not want to get in any trouble ... but I should have told her that her car was hit, you are right ... as for getting from the passenger's seat, daggarat ma3y and ala77it toli77o il7a7an :)

On August, 10, 2006 7:33 AM , Khalidah
from Jordan said:

the caller, thank you 7abibty .. and thank you for updating your post ... you should add the commenting thing as well ... the smart comments that it ;)

Ramroom, shofty ballah? ya3ny sho kan sar 3ala ma2amha law e3tazrat? mo 6abi3i

On August, 10, 2006 8:22 AM , The Car Owner said:

Khalidah "but daggarat ma3ay",

see the problem inno بتدقر مع كثير ناس عنا فبدل الإنتاجية بصير عنا كثير مدقرين. مش لو دبرتي نفسك كان روحتي عالبيت بكير وشربتيلك كاسة شاي وروقتي؟

On August, 10, 2006 8:50 AM , Omar
from United Arab Emirates said:

Allah y3eenek 3la gelet hal zog fe3lan. I dont think if someone's weight is 50 KGs can open the door of your car.

On August, 10, 2006 9:01 AM , Khalidah
from Jordan said:

The Car Owner, I doubt you are this car owner but put yourself in my place .. or maybe you are a better person than me .. it is about principle and by the way; I discovered today that this is not the first time she does this ... ya3ny 2ellet zo2 m3 sabq el esrar ..

Omar, ma3lesh, kol ina2 bima feeh yanda7 ... illi galeel zog bikon hek min dar ahloh .. w ra7 yedal hek law kan dares fi stanford :D

On August, 10, 2006 9:21 AM , wedad
from Jordan said:

fot7a besagef zay ma 7ako kanat bet7el elmawdo3. iza hada ilshi sar m3i u 3njad i was in a crazy mood andu know me lama akon fi hada elwade3 ba'3abes kteer.. ya weili kont tle3telha u nazalt-ha odam 3enay.. allah satar ma kont ana ma3ak!! 3njad elet zo2

On August, 10, 2006 10:17 AM , Haytham
from Jordan said:

heheheh .. I expected that it was a Female who did that before I read it, heheheh yala ya khalida bedko tet7amalo ba3ad, Its rude but I dont think that she did it in purpose because she know you, Driving in Jordan is a nightmare.

On August, 10, 2006 10:56 AM , Neverland
from Jordan said:

Hey Khalida,
3ady ya benet! we7yatek al nas ma 3am test7y...
And it isn't a weight problem , I mean are you guys BLIND???I mean, there is no space at all, mnee7 ma 2a5dat al mrayeh taba3tek ma3ha!
Ya 7aram, kan 2akalteha :D

On August, 10, 2006 11:07 AM , Ramroom
from United Arab Emirates said:

la2 haytham!!!

Sorry esma7li atdakhal!! pls...

Men are even worst? you know why? la2enno beeji akher el leil, ma bela2i parking fa he decides to park just right behind your car ... next morning when you wanna go to work YOU ARE LOCKED in.. w 3eeeeeeeeeesh 3ala bein ma tla2i el shab w yes7a w yenzal w heik esas

Next time I'll take pics of the guy who park right behind my car!

On August, 10, 2006 11:16 AM , Eve
from Lebanon said:

hehe, some women can be quite bitchy. your car is way cooler than hers anyway ;)

On August, 10, 2006 11:24 AM , Khalidah
from Jordan said:

Wedad, wallah ya reitek konty ma3y .. 3ashan n3allemha marra tanyeh ma te3mal hek 7arakat ;)

Haytham, aaaakh bas ... she is doing this to everyone else and she is too busy to apologize .. next time I will give her 4 flat tyres :P

Neverland, shofty ballah?
Those who commented on the weight are not bling at all .. they just think that if they do so they will offend me or make me feel less confident because I am overweight .. bas sa3b t3allmy el zo2 la illy ma 3endo zo2 mn dar ahloh :)
3n jad; law kanat darbat el mrayeh kont la77amt-ha

Ramroom, aywa .. eddeloh :D

Eve, hi 7abibty ... shofty 3ala hal 3amleh? and thank you .. yeah my car is cooler :)

On August, 10, 2006 12:34 PM , M.M
from Jordan said:

I think she is soooooo stupid girl
ALLAH E3ENEK BEDEK TET7AMALE

On August, 10, 2006 12:43 PM , Khalidah
from Jordan said:

M.M.
Welcome to my blog

Yeah ... that is not a normal behavior, sa7?

On August, 10, 2006 1:37 PM , Oussama said:

You are right Khalidah, you ought to be angry. What the woman did was not kind at all. Many people do what she did too and never listen to no one who tries to advise them. I do sympathize with you.

BTW, I liked your car. It`s fantastic and more beautiful than the other car.

On August, 10, 2006 1:51 PM , theone
from Jordan said:

but daggarat ma3ay and I wanted to prove a point ... why should I solve the problem without giving her a hard time?


well, i understood that she had no hard time at all, she didnt come aslaan . so the only one who had a plenty of hard time and 7arget a39aab is u .coz if u wanna give hard time to people who have stupidity in driving in jordan u wont ever reach ur home at time.:D
salaamz

On August, 10, 2006 2:56 PM , Khalidah
from Jordan said:

Oussama, yeah ... that was so rude ..

theone, trust me .. el 7aky weselha w t3addaha and kont bas m3assbeh sa3et-ha .. bas ba3den 3adi .. btegdar tgol inni naffast shwayyet 3asabyeh feha .. hatha kol ma honalik :)

On August, 10, 2006 3:48 PM , Haytham
from Jordan said:

Khalida..
4 fla7 tires :D wow that too much but don’t forget that her (Forsan) will change it for her, you have to think of something more harmful hmm such like writing you name on the body with nail :D hehehe try it next time :P

On August, 10, 2006 3:54 PM , bakkouz
from Jordan said:

Ana basta3mel sayyara nomra 11 wa bil tali el7amdolillah ma 3omri 3anait min hai il moshkileh :P

On August, 10, 2006 4:05 PM , salam
from Jordan said:

ya3ni khalida pls 7issy ma3ha she is really busy cant look for a free parking and cant move the car..laish inti not considerate?

On August, 10, 2006 4:37 PM , Khalidah
from Jordan said:

Haytham, yeah you are right ... I have something better than my nails .. don't you see how girls carry big purses? well they are full of things that can easily turn into weapons and can come in handy in such situations :)

bakkouz, I cannot do the same .. my ride home takes 30 min by car .. so your car brand is not an option i am afraid

Salam, shofty ana sho inny mosh considerate? lazim a7iss m3 el modeerah .. ma 3endha wagt la el 7afartalyeh illi metly .. ya 3aib el shom 3alay!!
:P

On August, 10, 2006 5:09 PM , 7ala said:

ya allah sho bet7ebbek ya khalidah ... kl had 7ub?!! mlazz2a fiky talzee2 !
bs ya jama3a balash tshofo khokha w heyye m3assbeh lamma yijiha el3agl el2ordony eltene7 ... allaho akbar!!! heheheh
aham shi enno sayyaret el2amira ma sarlha shi ... ye2ta3ha ma a2wa 3ainha !

On August, 10, 2006 5:30 PM , Firas
from Jordan said:

أنانية و ضعف شخصية و حب الذات

وبرافو عليكي إنك ما سكتي

و لكل واحد أو وحدة عمل هل العملة من قبل و بقرأ هاي الكلمات: إنتو ناس أنانيين و بالعربي: مش مربيين و بدون كرامة

برافو خاليدا

On August, 10, 2006 5:38 PM , Khalidah
from Jordan said:

7ala, shofty? kol had w inti mosh hon ... ya reitek konty inti w wedad w rasha 3ashan n3arrefha e7na meen :D

فراس

فعلاً انها أنانية وما عندها زوق
الله يسعدك يا فاهمني، قال بيقولولي اركب من الباب الثاني وامرق الموضوع ... هي لما صفت السيارة ما توقعت يصير اشي هيك يعني؟ بس ما بتستحي خيو ... لو فيه عرق حيا كان نبض شوي بس مقطوع بالمرة بعيد عنك

On August, 10, 2006 5:43 PM , Rasha
from Jordan said:

3njad ma 2gwa 3enha...
put chairs around ur car next time :P 5o5a
o 3njad
2n lm tast7e f2f3al ma sh2t

On August, 10, 2006 5:47 PM , Khalidah
from Jordan said:

ٌRasha,

chairs sound like a good idea wallah .. bas a7san shi nkarim el 7orras w hom bedero balhom .. sa7?

On August, 12, 2006 6:00 AM , Qwaider قويدر
from United States said:

يا بنت الحلال طولي بالك .. وحصل خير!
لو كنت موجود كان زحتلك اياها بأيدي!
روقي اعصابك.. مش محرزة... والتمس لأخيك عذرا
الصحيح انا متأكد اجت معها الصفّة تياسة.. لأ ومرايتها اليمين كمان مكسورة... بس حلوة :).. بالملي! يعني احمدي الله ما شطبتلك اللمبورجيني تبعتك... و وين بدّك تلاقيلها قطع غيار!
المرة الجاي... بتخلّي معك فتاحة علب... و لما يسير موقف زي هيك... بتشقّي طريقك
بذمتك... شفتي ليش دايما بنحكي على سواقة البنات!!:)

On August, 12, 2006 6:09 AM , Qwaider قويدر
from United States said:

Khalidah ... don't go from the right door!!! Don't do it ... I warn you!
Ya3ni el wa7ad ... yifsakh 7alo 3alashan el sit el hanim ma tinzel min el borj taba3ha !!!

On August, 12, 2006 12:32 PM , Khalidah
from Jordan said:

Qwaider ..

لمبورجيني ونص يا زلمة .. مش مفتاحها بجيبتي؟ تبقى أحلى سيارة بالعالم

LOL

I wouldn't go from the right door no matter what ... the situation was funny enough .. I did not need to add a scandalous scene to it ...

By the way, the bext day; she parked her car all the way up the street .. ya3ny abook ya el khof :P

On August, 13, 2006 11:05 AM , Abed. Hamdan said:

LooooooooooL

What a story!!

I don't know you, but after reading, I really don't wanna park my car next to you! bet5awfi :P

bas ma3ek 7a2, jad ellet zoo2...

On August, 13, 2006 4:24 PM , m. n.
from United Kingdom said:

you should have superglued her lock THEN samheeha. Joking of course :)

On August, 16, 2006 2:53 AM , ABOUD said:

bas jad shofairah 3ala hal saffeh heyeh :)

On August, 16, 2006 1:01 PM , حامل المسك
from Syrian Arab Republic said:

هناك اناس لايستحون مما يفعلو
وان لم تستحي افعل ماشئت
احسنت عن عدم السكوت
مدونه جميله
كوني بخير

On August, 17, 2006 10:53 AM , Neverland82
from Jordan said:

Dear Khalida,
After reading this, I wanted to park my car yesturday, and when I saw that I will give the other driver a hard time in getting back in, I decided to park some where else and I searched for another park and didn't found any! When I came back, I found out that another car was already there!
Ya3ny bel mo5tasar, you gotta do what you gotta do ;)